The Dictionary of Cedrus
As babies often do, the squishiest member of the Bukhari-Fink Family is a bit difficult to understand at times. Fortunately, we have compiled a dictionary of Cedrusisms and their respective meanings in his mind, just for clarification... DISCLAIMER: Many of these terms are outdated and have been corrected. However, who wants to get rid of comic relief!
The Dictionary of Cedrus
Egypt
(Eee - jipt)
N. An ancient civilization located in the middle of the United States.
Amoeba
(A - moh - bee - ah)
N. A microscoping squishy organism, not unlike the Cedrus himself.
Wuxin
(Wux - in)
N. The Ren Xue name for the five most essential qualities of the heart. (No, it is not a town in Northern Indiana...probably)
Shut Up
(Shut - up)
N/V/A. Stop talking/be silent/go away/stop looking at me/different topic/throwaway comment/final word/battle cry/... etc.
Lithe
(Lith)
A. Speedy, quick, thin.
Arkansas
(Our - kansas)
N. Kansas, but not Kansas...
Depeche Mode
(Da- peachy - mode)
N. I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough...
Roulette
(Roo - lay)
?. A french red hat.
Teryaki
(Ter - ee - aki)
N. A type of chicken, although unfortunately not pronounced Terr - yak - i.
Chartruese
(Shar - truce)
N. Something along the lines of this color, with the very uninspiring color node on Blogger.
Ooooont
(Ooooont)
V. Want
Din-Din
(Din - din)
N. A raisin. Just a raisin.
Green-Green
(Green-green)
N. A cucumber. Not to be confused with beet greens, mixed greens, green apples, green pears, green grass, etc.
Car-Car
(Car-car)
N. A stylish car. The sort of car that Cedrus would ride in, looking all cool in his sunglasses while a trail of followers ran behind him...
Thank you to Auntie Fudge for those last three!
I apologize for the odd color/formatting issues! Blogger hasn't quite reached the 21st Century yet...
List will be updated as more Cedrusisms occur and/or are remembered!
Awesome. I have my own dictionary. I'm AWESOME. and Jeez, those are some CUTE photos. *totally not completely and utterly self-centered*............*sarcasm*
ReplyDeleteI also recall:
ReplyDeleteWant
(Ooooont)
V: Want
Raisin
(Din-Din)
N: Um, dried fruit, raisin
Cucumber
(Green-Green)
N: A preferred gourd consumed daily
Quite right! I can't believe I forgot about those in the first load!
DeleteActually, Toothless, I meant to check on how you did the color/formatting. It looks awesome! I wanted to ask how you format that way because I cannot add any formatting - not even basics like bold, italics, and underline in my replies.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Toothless, I have appropriately changed my name to match my photo! Where is your photo when Toothless is the most photogenic creature on earth?!
I believe that as a reply, you do not have access to formatting options, because you are just replying. If you are writing the blog, you have a thick chunky bar at the top filled with all sorts of formatting!
DeleteWhatever do you mean? My profile picture has *ahem* always been Toothless. You must need...er...glasses.
PS. I believe Car-Car was reserved for calling out cars that were particularly attractive to the Count!
ReplyDeleteDefinition fixed!
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